Amalcrossers Seeking Amalcrossers
Love is in the air. So is desperation.
Excerpted from the personal ads in today’s Amalcross Daily:
“I’m Lord ‘ja Flurk, a nobleman with a noble lineage, generous and kind heart, open-minded and progressive humanist, seeking any woman capable of child-bearing with whom to continue the titled Flurk lineage. Also open to men with amenable sisters. Height 73 in.”
“My name is Saryoh Thumble, I’m a seamstress (family runs a mid-size textile business) looking for an ambitious, upwardly mobile man. No hookups. Politically advantageous unions ONLY.”
“Thelonius Melonius is my name. Barding is my game. In town for the Conclave, seeking no-strings fun. All welcome. Excellent with my instrument — come discover for yourself.”
“Iaian Tunk — bounty hunter and florist — seeking love and companionship. Bonus if you love traveling with discretion and peonies.”
No one said finding love was easy. Art by Robert Frankel. “On behalf of Baronness Yeugy Chilshire: Seeking to replace an untimely deceased ex-husband. You must be patient, tolerant of emotional and physical abuse, and good at eating ass. The bestowment of the title of Baron or co-Baronness depends wholly upon your desire to serve.”
“I’m Tag, a human-focused Binder, seeking willing and curious subjects to be affixed for periods of time for erotic fun. In shape, handsome. Open to something long-term.”
“You probably know me. My name is Rensmorina, the loudest bar wench tending the seediest bar in Amalcross, the Ale & Marrow. Looking for a daring fellow to join me on my after-hours adventures. A princess on the streets, but a Rilk’gar Queen in the sheets.”
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